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mary's avatar

this was validating to read as someone who also has a weirdly long memory. in high school i embarrassed myself more than once by instagram-follow-requesting people from childhood who had completely forgotten who i was 🫥

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Mackenzie Thomas's avatar

It’s extremely embarrassing I’m never gonna stop though because one day someone will be flattered and I also don’t ever want to pretend that I don’t think deeply about someone’s impact on my past!!

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mary's avatar

EXACTLY

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El Koster's avatar

love the way you describe the astronaut ice cream. big fan of embracing an alarmingly niche and modern metaphor. natural earthy metaphors have their place, but sometimes modern life feels like freeze dried tiktok candy and not a waxing gibbous moon…

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clara maine's avatar

hey sleepaway camp girl could have had any reaction to you she wanted, it’s such a privilege to be remembered

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Brittany's avatar

This was such a specifically relatable stack to read—the kind that comforts you in the “maybe I’m not so alone after all” kinda way. God bless ur beautiful mind fr

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jess's avatar

the bank account notif at the perfect time ... micromoment 🏦💕

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Angel Catherine Chen's avatar

incense is not for moi

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Mackenzie Thomas's avatar

I just wanted to be protected from evil

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Zoë Elise's avatar

omg leave a trace and nothing more, holy shit <3

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Shlee's avatar

Girl, I have the same hair. I get it. Also an Aquarius and also have a weird ability to remember insignificant details. Took me years but I eventually learned to stop sharing those details with others.

According to astrologers, May is going to present a shift and the ‘energy’ will improve. I hope you feel better 💜

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Mackenzie Thomas's avatar

Okay so im not an Aquarius sun. Im a sag sun, Leo rising and Aquarius moon BUT I feel that Aquarius moon very deeply

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Shlee's avatar

Ooh you’re a fun combo of signs! Life of the party :) I’m a ‘grounded’ Aquarius (code word: boring/stable genius) haha. Capricorn moon, Taurus rising

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leonie's avatar

The movie earth girls are easy is a good one to watch if you want to have sex with an alien played by Jeff Goldblum

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Ginger Cook's avatar

This is fabulous. Love your writing style! Have to admit the title drew me in hard lol

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Mackenzie Thomas's avatar

Happy to have you here

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audrey <3's avatar

just got my period after not having it since THANKSGIVING ✊ also a la accepting/requesting gifts from the universe: i wish on every single opportunity i get, going under a bridge with a train running on top of it, eyelash, dandelion, birthday candles, wishing wells by throwing a coin in, etc. I love wishing and so far all of them have come true

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Owen's avatar

Any type of protein powder you can implement into your diet would probably help a lot. Also sorry to hear about the ring, guess you gotta upgrade.

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Mackenzie Thomas's avatar

Thank you. Maybe I’ll look into it, but recovery is tough and when I’m stressed out it become difficult to keep me head on straight. I’m doing good now and just want to be in good health!

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kai's avatar

I wish I had longgg memory, there are things I wish to forget though that stick?? This post was affirming !!

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daisy's avatar

okay but which justin bieber song(s) did you in. i have my theories but i am curious

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Mackenzie Thomas's avatar

It was beauty and the beat, I got possessed by Justin on the beat drop part

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Željko St.'s avatar

You have an unusual taste in incense sticks. I wouldn't even touch it. You probably invoked The 4th Horsman of Apocalypse by lighting it up. 😉

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