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hi idk you but love this and stoppp I ate so much Country Crock olive oil butter last year it literally had me breaking out. if I was sad, happy, stressed, hungry: country crock olive oil toast. Like ten pieces of toasts a day with a spoonful of it on. I had to stop buying it but now I might again

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Yeah, but have you ever caught your reflection in the kitchen window while you’re eating brown sugar right out of the box?

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i think you’d love sarah manguso

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Apr 30Liked by Mackenzie Thomas

Man, I want a job where people open with 'hi silly goose' for a business inquiry

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Did you really cry in front of your boyfriend’s boss?? WOW

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Hehehehahaha

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i heard u gotta moisturize for perfume to stick better

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Apr 30Liked by Mackenzie Thomas

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good work mackenzie

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mackenzie i'm not sure what recipes you have come up with for the "butter" but i recommend spreading it on saltines... my fav

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I swear, by chance, I am reading this in a bathroom with a bathtub. 🛀 (But no bathrobe.)

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this is so fcking funny

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Watched that whole grimes video only to never hear her recipe for “butter toast” and was left devastatingly disappointed.

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At the 0:30 second mark and then again around 1:06

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