I’m fine with December, wish I remembered it more. I had Christmas. I turned a year older. I sat on a couch in a way I thought was liberating and deserved but kinda realized I’ve done that in an unliberating and undeserved way for the majority of 2024.
If you can believe it there’s actually even more South Park commentary YouTuber drama going on right now and I will explain it to absolutely anyone who asks
Mackenzie you are already world famous without knowing. I'm sure that you didn't know that there's a street named after you in the capital of Serbia, Belgrade. Check the link --> (https://bit.ly/Makenzijeva). Sophia Coppola will be green with envy. 🤢🤭
-I listened to the reading of this and it was so funny it being an ai older man. But then it became so natural..
-jumping up and down bc im happy reminds me of how I use “!!!!” exclamation marks. it’s an adjective, a reaction, a verb, it’s a physical embodiment i get when im particularly extra special happy/excited. I get them in my chest - these exclamation marks. !!!!
I went to nyc for the first time during thanksgiving and my fam couldn’t pick and get a musical so we saw the rockettes and HOLY FUCKINH SHIT OHBMY FUCK WOW OH MY GOD. also immediately needed to be friends with one
Those toilets were standard when I lived in Europe, and yes, smaller button for pee and bigger button for poop! (It confused the hell out of me when I first got there.)
amazing year to be mackenzie thomas
My eyes did not need to see Samuel L. Jackson in that light, but thank you for exposing them to it anyway
If you can believe it there’s actually even more South Park commentary YouTuber drama going on right now and I will explain it to absolutely anyone who asks
drop the movie name with the glamazon!!
I’ll dm you
Mackenzie you are already world famous without knowing. I'm sure that you didn't know that there's a street named after you in the capital of Serbia, Belgrade. Check the link --> (https://bit.ly/Makenzijeva). Sophia Coppola will be green with envy. 🤢🤭
i literally love you
I took less than 5 pictures of myself this year. And you’re right. I think the bigger button is for poop (and tampons)
Every celebrity-filled ad for a mobile game feels like it was translated from another language.
Fromtheyardtothearthouse.substack.com
two other things:
-I listened to the reading of this and it was so funny it being an ai older man. But then it became so natural..
-jumping up and down bc im happy reminds me of how I use “!!!!” exclamation marks. it’s an adjective, a reaction, a verb, it’s a physical embodiment i get when im particularly extra special happy/excited. I get them in my chest - these exclamation marks. !!!!
I went to nyc for the first time during thanksgiving and my fam couldn’t pick and get a musical so we saw the rockettes and HOLY FUCKINH SHIT OHBMY FUCK WOW OH MY GOD. also immediately needed to be friends with one
Those toilets were standard when I lived in Europe, and yes, smaller button for pee and bigger button for poop! (It confused the hell out of me when I first got there.)