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May 31Liked by Mackenzie Thomas

Read this while waiting for the nurse to take my pee sample out of the bathroom and then sign me up for another appointment. Great stuff!

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we r synced ... read half of this before inserting my menstrual cup and then half afterwards 👍 love it as usual !

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i don't know, i think "esoteric" deserves better than that. sure, many people use it to mean "different" or "obscure", but its true meaning is "meant to be understood by the few, the initiated". it is a word subversive and dangerous in its very nature, which is as high a praise as i can give a word. moreover, it implies that the things to be talked about are of grave importance, which adds a hint of anticipation.

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Thank God someone has courage to call Zendaya a bad actress

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“vomit. coming. autocorrect”

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obsessed with this one. definitely fire the therapist!

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Bravo 👏

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amazing as always! panicking about not remembering most of your life events is bad, but you know what's worse? experiencing a flood of random access memories at 2am after waking up from a drooly, sweaty nap while watching a Bollywood movie. anyway tc!!!

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Why don't you eat vegetables?

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Someone THOUGHT I didn’t eat them. I’m allergic to raw fruits and vegetables but I can eat them cooked. I ❤️ cooked vegetables.

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Late but fire yo dang therapist!! I had a therapist who would go on his phone, it’s horrible. Even a therapist who is very attentive might not be a good fit, and given its easy for you to be vulnerable ;) i hope it’s not too hard resetting with a new therapist

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Kinda funny you just found out what esoteric means because I just went through the same process. Saw a bunch of headlines using it. Thought, "I should finally l look it up." Was also extremely disappointed.

I think it means more like "hidden" or "known to a small group" which means I think half the people using it are using it incorrectly.

The meaning of esoteric I find very esoteric.

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wow another banger

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Ok i screamed about the dog bowls - they’re “2020 ecommerce bland” bowls for humans (I own them) but tbh they look doggy its true

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i love adrien brody also u r so funny and this is awesome

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So good

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