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Aaron's avatar

"I watched a piece of dirt get swept up in it and travel upstream which made me think about salmon which made me realize I rarely think about Salmon outside of the context of eating."

This line made me want to quit smoking weed because it's a train of whimsical thought that the lamestream media wants you to think being high gives you but that I can only achieve in sobriety.

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Mackenzie Thomas's avatar

I implore you to read my essay about my relationship with weed and why i quit https://substack.com/home/post/p-144081024

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Olivia's avatar

Boyfriends never understand or vibe with Fiona Apple and in that lies her brilliance

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molly's avatar

losing my mind at the out of context pumpkin texts. #pumpKIN. and I hope ivy beats the transit fraud allegations #ANORA

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Ian's avatar

pumpkin (so heavenly)

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anuhea's avatar

i feel so special that i also ate a mold infested gummy this month 🥳🥳🥳🥳

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madison michelle's avatar

da instagram live screenshots r real af

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madison michelle's avatar

brilliant too

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Mackenzie Thomas's avatar

THANK YOU.

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Josh's avatar

I think you need to worry more about someone seeing you insert a tampon than someone seeing you pick your nose

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Mackenzie Thomas's avatar

One is an emergency and the other is joy. Think about that.

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